what is the most slippery country in the world
greece
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On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful
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did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
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You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…
SOB
what
NO. FUCK.
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yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo
wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.
another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!
He’s just a slut with a controller.
That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.
he probably thinks that link is zelda
I’m gonna just go ahead and ask nicely if you will suck my dick
that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence
I am laughing so fucking hard
oh my god how did I miss that
omfg
tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it
The powers of jarvis.
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I cannot help but reblog this beautiful photo oh my goodness.
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you is kind,
you is smart,
you is important,
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“the swastika has other meanings besides nazism”
no
stop right there
it’s like… you know god damn well what that symbol means to the world, you know how it changed history, you understand how it is the logo of a mass genocide, and you want to fucking point…
I have found my true love, everyone is invited to our wedding
the wedding is off :(
i cant believe u ate your fucking fiance u monster

If I Didn’t Have You - Billy Crystal and John Goodman
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Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
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I’m naked what’s up
definitely not anyone’s dick
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