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lizziemcjagger:

lizziemcjagger:

what is the most slippery country in the world

greece

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tentacruels:

On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful

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crumzinmahlap:

did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit

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trustmeimclever:

coyotestuck:

eriizabeto:

anniedraws:

livethefaggotry:

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You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

SOB

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what

NO. FUCK.

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a-sassy-charmander:

scarymerry:

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

he probably thinks that link is zelda


I’m gonna just go ahead and ask nicely if you will suck my dick

a-sassy-charmander:

scarymerry:

raccooneyedbitch:

bombarrows:

quadrangledreality:

lightningsshadow:

paranoidandroid42:

yes i’m a boy

yes i play videogames ;]

don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo

wft boys don’t play videogames

get back in the garage and fix my car.

another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!

He’s just a slut with a controller.

That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.

he probably thinks that link is zelda

I’m gonna just go ahead and ask nicely if you will suck my dick

ladyvyolence:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

inspector-snuggles:

mcdownies:

the-bite-of-frost:

swingsetindecember:

that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence

I am laughing so fucking hard

oh my god how did I miss that

omfg

tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it

The powers of jarvis.

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theuntetheredsoul:

I cannot help but reblog this beautiful photo oh my goodness.

theuntetheredsoul:

I cannot help but reblog this beautiful photo oh my goodness.

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officialdogblog:

you is kind,

you is smart,

you is important,

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Joe McNiff Gang or Die: vagisodium: rodneykong: “the swastika has other meanings besides...

vagisodium:

rodneykong:

“the swastika has other meanings besides nazism”

no

stop right there

it’s like… you know god damn well what that symbol means to the world, you know how it changed history, you understand how it is the logo of a mass genocide, and you want to fucking point…

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i my if was gay

me: im son gay was
my son: what
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internetexplorers:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I have found my true love, everyone is invited to our wedding

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the wedding is off :( image

i cant believe u ate your fucking fiance u monster

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vernondaviscrying:

If I Didn’t Have You - Billy Crystal and John Goodman 

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himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

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carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick
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